Wed-Day 3 [WINNER ANNOUNCED] Apollon's A Series Of Fortunate Events Part 41

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[runk0002]

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Snow White with her 7 dwarfs. They can be nasty and give cheapshot (lowball shot !¡!!!_

 

[Acalica917]

@bd251 I go with Snow White cause I can trust a girl who runs with rats.

 

[crag88]

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Gotta be Snow white if she can handle 7 dwarfs at the same time im sure she wont feel anything that Cinderella sticks in her ....

 

[sirdizzy]

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Snow White, Cinderella let everyone roll right over her

 

[Krakauer]

Thinking Snow White, Cinderella too much of a pushover.

 

[vega2k]

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Cinderella would b!tch slap Snow White with her remaining glass slipper!

 

[Samurainl]

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As most already stated, Snow White would probably win this. But who really cares who wins? It's a girl fight!
Should play out some way like this:

 

[BenFred]

Snow White all the way. With all of those apples she definitely gets her 5 a day, even if one of them may be poisoned. Cinderella doesn't eat her 5 a day, with a pumpkin coach, she rides in it the lazy b*tch.

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[vamp]

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snow white as im sure the woodland critters have shown her to go full on beast moad

 

[SlyFondle]

In the WWF Grudge Match Cinderella was the winner

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/cinderella-snowwhite.shtml

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[Djpaddy]

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I'd say Cinderella, that mad ***** would smash her shoe and glass the shiz outta miss white haha

 

[DJKiller]

SnowWhite cuz he has a whole army behind her(7 dwarfs)

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[Misterlovier]

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Cinderella of course with her fairy godmother help

 

[angel21tx]

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cinderella she'll cut a girl with a glass heel

 

[dead000]

Thanks @bd251 for the opportunity!

Cinderella is the clear winner here.

First, she has access to tools and/or household cleaning supplies and could go completely Oldboy on Snow White. Granted, she'd have to slaughter her stepfamily to do so, but you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette anyways. Secondly, she a lot of pent up aggression courtesy of her stepmother and stepsisters. She never gets to do anything. Never gets to go anywhere. She's generally treated like **** and would have a lot to prove. Thirdly, she's quiet and you know what they say about the quiet ones. And finally, she has a glass slipper. Cinderella could cuisinart Snow White six ways from Sunday with her shoe...HER SHOE.

Plus, look at Snow White, she galavants around with seven dwarfs and chomps down on an apple given to her by a woman who clearly resembles a witch. The broad is easy and possesses no intelligence whatsoever. She wouldn't stand a chance.

 

[severo]

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snow white would win, she looks much tougher

 

[C.C. 95]

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Cinderella. Because she proved in FACE/OFF and CON AIR that she can kick ass!

 

[urotsu]

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Snowwhite has little soldiers!!

 

[Jedi clare]

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Cinders would win every time! Anyone ever been hit by a glass slipper with a heal before!! It can take your eye out lol

 

[jaws finatic]

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Once upon a midnight dreary
Snow White pondered weak and weary
Over a scornful Cinderella, jealous that she stole her man

Then a thought came to her mind
So wicked, wise and quite devine
To invite Cinderella for a drink and hope she'd understand

As she toiled her plot so twisted
Snow White suddenly was visited
By the Fairy Godmother that set the Cinder's life so right

Snow White gasped in disbelief
Shaking like an autumn leaf
Unaware that such a moment ever could have come this night

Then the Godmothers wand was waving
Snow White's eyes were over-glazing
Mind a changing, ever changing, hoping just to reconcile

So she sent the prince a-packing
Confident her deck was stacking
Now that she had done a solid for her Cinderella friend

But Cinderella was really pissed
And darkest judgement would not be missed
Showing up at midnight with a knife to certain Snow White's end

Snow White saw the Cinder coming
Heard the war dance skins a-drumming
Told the dwarfs it was all over, over due to Cinder's scorn

So the Dwarfs who numbered seven
Solid as a bread unlevin
Made it so ol' Cinderella wished that she was never born
Snow White's joy was candy corn!
Cinderella nevermore