I am going downtown to shine shoes starting tomorrow until group buy/pre-order day to supplement my income in order to be able to afford this glorious monstrosity of a release. Luckily, I am not a proud person.
Thanks to the coronavirus, shining shoes to supplement my income won't cut it anymore. The girlfriend and I will have to sell
our wedding rings to be able to afford The Lord of the Rings trilogy. The girlfriend is a big LOTR fan so, hopefully, I can convince
her to sell hers. Now to pry that ring off of her fat finger...........Oh, I forgot, we are not married yet. It feels like it, though.
Thanks to the coronavirus, shining shoes to supplement my income won't cut it anymore. The girlfriend and I will have to sell
our wedding rings to be able to afford The Lord of the Rings trilogy. The girlfriend is a big LOTR fan so, hopefully, I can convince
her to sell hers. Now to pry that ring off of her fat finger...........Oh, I forgot, we are not married yet. It feels like it, though.
Thanks to the coronavirus, shining shoes to supplement my income won't cut it anymore. The girlfriend and I will have to sell
our wedding rings to be able to afford The Lord of the Rings trilogy. The girlfriend is a big LOTR fan so, hopefully, I can convince
her to sell hers. Now to pry that ring off of her fat finger...........Oh, I forgot, we are not married yet. It feels like it, though.