I would have no problem paying an increase for better packaging, however would it really make a difference if "Ace Ventura" is delivering your package?
They should make a package, that when busted, sprays a chemical at the moron who's kicking the package around to begin with and turns him blue or something! That way we can identify the culprit and smack him upside the head. For that matter maybe there should be a chemical released in the air when someone slashes a spine.