[CONCLUDED] Naughtius Maximus's clearout (Giveaway) PART V

[Naughtius Maximus]

*WINNERS HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED ON PAGE 4*

Morning/Afternoon/Evening all Ninjas,

I've got some more steels to give-away, so I thought I'd offer you guys the chance to take these off my hands for FREE!!!

Here are the Play.com films up for grabs (from Left to Right):

1) Incredible Hulk
2) Pitch Black
3) A-Team
4) The Untouchables
5) War of the Worlds
6) Battle Royale
7) Transformers
8) Watchmen (tear on front, mint)
9) Hellboy II
10) Kick-Ass (open/mint)

All you have to do is:

A) State which films you'd like to win!
B) State the FUNNIEST film you've ever seen - with a quote from it

There is no limit to how many you want to go in for... the winner(s) is/are responsible for any costs involved inc shipping and so on.

Thats it! Entries will close Sunday 20th January @ midnight (UK time!). The winner(s) will be picked at random...and announced on Monday 21st at 20:00BST.
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[snsguy]

Hot Rod

Rod Kimble: Um, I was gonna ask you who you think would win in a fight between... a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco.
Denise: Is that what you were really going to ask me?
Rod Kimble: Of course.
Denise: Well, I think the grilled cheese sandwich - in a fair fight. But if it was prison rules, I'd put my money on the taco.
Rod Kimble: Wow, that's pretty racist but correct. I'll see you later.

Incredible Hulk
A-Team
The Untouchables
Battle Royale

Thanks for the giveaway!!!!

 

[nkb32]

A) 1.The Untouchables
2. War of the Worlds
3. Battle Royale
4. Hellboy II

B) Office Space

Spoiler

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? What would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do ****.

Thanks for the giveaway!!

 

[Jericho]

A) Incredible Hulk
Pitch Black
Transformers
Hellboy II
Kick-Ass (open/mint)

B) Kingpin

"Where do I keep getting Munson from?"

 

[blu-steel]

A) I want to win Kick Ass, Untouchables, Pitch Black

B) Zoolander

"What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to read if they can't even fit inside the building?"

 

[stinkofdefeat]

2) Pitch Black
3) A-Team
4) The Untouchables
5) War of the Worlds
6) Battle Royale
10) Kick-Ass (open/mint)

Plains, Trains, & Automobiles:

[waking up after sharing the same bed in the motel]
Neal: Del... Why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: [frowns] Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows...
Neal: Those aren't pillows!

 

[sutti69]

Another great give-away Max.
Wouldn't mind BATTLE ROYALE

Dumd and Dumber:
"Harry....your hands are freezing!"
"He must workout"
"Go to a happy place"
"Tic-Tac sir?"
"Don't you go diein' on me"
"Lamborghini, 250,00$....might wanna hang on to that one"
"Harry! You're alive! And you're a terrible shot!"

 

[Jason Bourne]

A) Battle Royale
Transformers
Watchmen
War of the Worlds

B) The Hangover - "What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?"


Awesome giveaway, Thanks!

 

[Leo31291]

Thanks for the awesome giveaway

A) The Untouchables, Pitch Black, Kick-Ass, Transformers, A-Team
B) Tropic Thunder

Kirk Lazarus: You gonna focus up now, mothereffer and say it! "It's me, Tugg!"
Tugg Speedman: It's Me Tugg.
Kirk Lazarus: That's right! Now, Tugg who?
Tugg Speedman: Tugg who? I don't know. Who are you?
Kirk Lazarus: Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
Kevin Sandusky: What?
Kirk Lazarus: You a dude that don't know what dude he is!
Tugg Speedman: Or are you a dude who has no idea what dude he is and claims to know what dude he is...
Jeff Portnoy: What the f are you guys talking about?
Tugg Speedman: ...by playing other dudes.
Kirk Lazarus: I know what dude I am!
Tugg Speedman: You're scared.
Kirk Lazarus: I ain't scared. Scared of what?
Tugg Speedman: Or scared of who?
Kirk Lazarus: Scared of who!
Kevin Sandusky: Come on guys. We really need to go!
Tugg Speedman: Scared of you!

 

[Naughtius Maximus]

Wow, quite a broad range of films being stated here!

No Young Frankenstein, See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Chevy Chase or bill murray films yet!

Though good to see a bit of Inspector Clouseau

 

[PunkNinja]

Awesome giveaway! Thanks man.

1) War of the Worlds
2) Watchmen
3) Battle Royale
4) Incredible Hulk
5) Hellboy II

ANNIE HALL

Alvy Singer: It's mental masturbation!
Annie Hall: And you would know all about that, wouldn't you?
Alvy Singer: Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love.

YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN

Igor: You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me.
Dr. Frankenstein: What did he say?
Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"

Thanks again!

 

[93Cobra]

Wow!!, awesome contest!!!

Battle Royale
War of the Worlds
Watchmen

Dumb and Dumber--"We have no food, we have no jobs..Our pets heads are falling off!!"

 

[blumike]

Pitch Black
The Untouchables
Battle Royale
Hellboy II

Funniest movie: Arsenic and old lace

Quote:
Mortimer Brewster: Now look, darling, how did he die?
Abby Brewster: Oh, Mortimer, don't be so inquisitive. The gentleman died because he drank some wine with poison in it.
Mortimer Brewster: Well, how did the poison get in the wine?
Martha Brewster: Well, we put in wine because it's less noticeable. When it's in tea it has a distinct odor.

 

[xxquartzxx]

Nice Give-away buddy

1itch Black
2:Hellboy 2

Funny movie for me .. Austin Powers the spy who S****** Me

Austin Powers: Those are skin tight - how do you get into those pants, baby?
Felicity Shagwell: You can start by buying me a drink.

And Gold-member : Dr. Evil: Welcome to my submarine lair! It's long, hard and full of seamen.

Groovy Baby

 

[Familyguy824]

Watchmen
War of the worlds
Pitch Black

Ace Ventura: pet detective

Manager: Ventura
Ace Ventura: Yes Satan
Then he turns around...
Ace Ventura: Oh sir im sorry, I thought you were someone else

 

[Flockie87]

A)War of the Worlds
Battle Royale
Transformers
B)Arthur
Quote: “I’m so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.”

Thx a lot for that great giveaway

 

[cooey]

A - War of the Worlds and Kick Ass

B - "From this day forward you shall all refer to me by the name, Betty! Nua ha ha ha ha" - Master Pain, Kung-Pow Enter The Fist

Thanks for the giveaway mate

 

[The Jericho]

A) The Untouchables and War of the Worlds

B) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Quote:
Jay: "If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have..
(counting his fingers, holds up ten)
Jay: ..eight days."

Thank you for the give-away

 

[Nyvo]

Thanks for the giveaway buddy! Much appreciated! Please consider me for:

3) A-Team
4) The Untouchables
5) War of the Worlds

A quote from Ted...

"He's been going out for four years. My longest relationship was, like, six months, and then she farted in her sleep. I'm like: I'm out of here, man, and I was gone before she woke up."

 

[tonybsg]

Incredible giveaway!

I'd take the following

1) Incredible Hulk
2) Pitch Black
7) Transformers
8) Watchmen (tear on front, mint)
9) Hellboy II

And my quote choice is from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy:

"For just one night let's not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people."

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[Jango]

wow thank you, thats awesome

im interested in:

1) Incredible Hulk
3) A-Team
5) War of the Worlds
7) Transformers
10) Kick-Ass (open/mint)



The Big Lebowski:

Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.